AND LO, A SAVIOR FROM THE LIGHT
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MY SON DUMPLE

About Dumple

  • Only a little boy

  • Will someday be a big dumple

  • Worldwide Dr. Mario champion

  • Could have wings, but chooses not to

  • Savior of the masses

  • Cooler than everyone you will ever meet

  • Brain is the size of a bean, but that's okay

  • Dreams of making dragons real

  • Says he'll eventually get around to overthrowing the government

  • Not today though

  • Has pollen allergies

  • My GOOD son

Some testimonials
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"Dumple saved my life!"
"This cat has a library card"
"Dumple broke into my Nephew's garage and drank all his Bang energy."
"Dumple came to my bar mitzvah uninvited."
"I like Crumpch better."