AND LO, A SAVIOR FROM THE LIGHT
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MY SON DUMPLE

About Dumple
Only a little boy
Will someday be a big dumple
Worldwide Dr. Mario champion
Could have wings, but chooses not to
Savior of the masses
Cooler than everyone you will ever meet
Brain is the size of a bean, but that's okay
Dreams of making dragons real
Says he'll eventually get around to overthrowing the government
Not today though
Has pollen allergies
My GOOD son
Some testimonials
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"Dumple saved my life!"
"This cat has a library card"
"Dumple broke into my Nephew's garage and drank all his Bang energy."
"Dumple came to my bar mitzvah uninvited."
"I like Crumpch better."
